Horror Vomit

825 Forest Road

It ain't good. We wanted it to be, but it ain't. Sorry.

Lifeforce

It's a 1985 Tobe Hooper space vampire flick. So yeah, it's a glorious turd. The kind you make your friends look at.

Black Circle

It's fine. We could have used a lot more or a lot less, but it's fine. 

Tigers Are Not Afraid

Maybe the best movie we've ever talked about. It should probably be on "all-time best" lists, but, ya know, horror movie directed by a Mexican woman... Unbelievable film, though. 

Eight Eyes

A film that draws a very clear distinction between the two questions: Is it good? and Did I like it? Very, very well done film.

The Vourdalak

Immediately became one of our favorite films of all-time. Absolutely incredible. 100 out of 100 vampire puppets. You all know about the puppet scale, right?

Deadstream

To be reductive, it's Found Footage Evil Dead. To be specific, it's a modern triumph of horror from a hugely creative and talented wife/husband duo. It proves that millions of dollars are no substitute for raw talent.

Angst

Germans... What are ya gonna do? Can't live with 'em, can't commit unspeakable acts of murder without 'em. 

Blood And Black Lace

Now this is a giallo! Early example of why Mario Bava is considered one of the most influential horror filmmakers of all time. All-time classic, and for good reason.

The Bird With The Crystal Plumage

Big ol' meh to this classic giallo. It has it's moments, but overall we were booooored as heck.